Schmuck Insurance--So Easy Two Billionaires Can Do It

Ackman says Icahn reneged, proving the insurance really was for schmucks.

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So I'm thinking of starting a company called Schmuck Insurance. If these two need it, we all need it. My suggested tagline, "Schmuck Insurance. All you need is a handshake."

Thoughts?

Other suggested taglines from Twitter include:

"Schmuck Insurance: don't get caught short."

"So easy two billionaire cavemen can do it."

"Schmuck Insurance: we won't bully you."

"When you're tired of the Duck, try the Schmuck."

"We putz the client first."

Thanks for the suggestions from @tomkorocz, @j2lovesfriday, @WillowGroveJoe, and @szorowitz. Add yours in the comments section below.

?By CNBC's Jane Wells; Follow her on Twitter: @janewells

Source: http://www.cnbc.com/id/100409186

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